Friday morning during football practice one of the coaches and players had a conversation that went something like this. . .
Student: Coach, who's the gay quarterback in the NFL?
Coach: I don't know of any gay quarterbacks. Tuoalo came out a few years ago, but he wasn't a quarterback. Why are you so interested in this? Are you going to be the first gay quarterback?
Student: No, coach, I don't play quarterback.
Wait for it, wait, wait . . .
Student: Wait, Coach that didn't come out right. I'm not gay.
Wonder if this kid's been hit too hard a time or two.
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